yea yea everydae is realli joke...esp during working....mi and yi sen become smarter and smarter each time...i will separate tis post into satursdae and sundae....

saturdae

went to work as usual...but then took the wrong side of the train cus im rushing...wan blame blame the escalator la at cck mrt station...cus one side under construstion then i took another side...up...cus last time i turn rite the train will head toward jurong east but the if u take the other escalator up and turn right u will go to yew tee area instead...take until kranji then i noe is wrong =.=...but then will nt be wrong i will still reach my destination after 21 station =.= ROFL...


so i took the short 1 lo go out and turn to jurong east instead....as usual work work work lo...saw 2 Lamborghini and 1 ferrari on de road...damn nice...but then lamborghini nicer lo i tink u stand beside it u turn deaf...cus i on de linkway tere dey engine blast out veri loud almost turn deaf...


but then todae no ppl on de health show...then all de exhibitioner complain to organiser...then the organisers (IMG company) come down and gif out those free vitagen to ppl lo...yea then we form alliance wif them ROFL.. he shout :"free vitagen, free goodies bag,free chicken essence (then whisper at the back at 1 dollar )" rofl damn joke la... the other ppl advertising oso damn shock la...cus dey dk what gt chicken essence gt to do wif vitagen...when there is actualli no link... ROFL..


go up buy one chicken essence to drink then i drink liao stomach beri funni funni...almost want to vomit...now i noe y marcus can stay awake the whole night after drinking tat ROFL...

we do until half way then slack abit lo sitting down on the floor...then 1 auntie come tell us..."aiyo why so ke nian sit on de floor"we tell her we tired what then call her to take the flyer from us ROFL...then when she come bak she talk to us "AYEI u all stand up le...then we smile at her LOL"


then gt another joker...take the flyer from yi sen...tot is IT show here gt IT product...take liao saw chicken essence then return to yi sen then ask yi sen where is the IT show...then Yi sen say nt here at Expo tere...then when he leave yi sen ask him pls take 1 ROFL...take liao gif bak then tak again....realli dumb la...



Sundae


we slack the whole dae...hiding at somewhere ROFL....didnt realli noe the structure of suntec is realli nice...work for few hour..then form another new alliance wif diana sliming centre ROFL...the gurl take the flyer from us then help us distribute oso ROFL...she gif in bundle...then osos realli damn joke oso....


then gt another gurl who is oso giving out flyer dun noe what ting she advertising for oso..she came and ask mi for de rate... then i say 8 dollar per hour...then dun noe what she mumble oso.... then go off le...LOL so random...tink she wanna make friend wif us la...lyk other ppl...work until 6.38pm then we slack off le till 8pm...yea the food realli KNS...all put chill all put vegetable...make mi wanna puke...the afternoon lunch i eat 2 spoon of rice then i throw away le....


but then marcus's mom veri good la...LOL...treat mi chicken essence (when i wanted to vomit after having 1...-.-'')realli cant stand chicken essence LOL...then when i act lyk some auntie say wang li hom WAAA....she tot i lyk it wanted to gif mi the notebook of him...cus marcus say gt some aunites lyk wang li hom then buy until 60 dollar to get the book LOL...and she want to gif mi for free...LOL im nt a fan of wang li hom.... though i listen to his music LOL...nt realli a crazy fan of it onli...realli wan thx her oso...beri kind mother who treat mi sweets, chicken essence (=.='') and offer mi ride home though i dun 1...haha.. realli appreciate it...


then OT for 1 hour...earn 1.5 time the pay...cus dey wanna close shop le...last dae liao le...then every1 come make last min buying....wa lao dey cannot come earli de meh...tink gt some last min sale...lol tink nid to ask them w8 long long...then still gt 1 say gt free sample of chicken essence o not... i wanna say HAVE....u w8 for sky to drop lo....lolz...then gt 1 old man oso gt buy some...he beri funni ... he say is tis good for man o not...then marcus say yar...promote eye sight and skin...lol then mi and leonard and yi sen say....what he tink of chicken essence ? viagra ? lol.... realli damn joke la...



will post 1 picture onli cus other i dun haf time to take...the street down the suntec city is nice wif those light but i forgot to take it will onli post my one of my secret hiding place...

todae damn joke ROFL...yar im de flyer guys wif yi sen....marker is the packer and the most slackiest jobs...then leo-nut become chicken essence cans openers( imagine panda opening chicken essence for other to drink...) wa lao i tot the sample free 1 lo but then it's nt 1 small cups cost 1 dollar....realli joke ar....


and the flyers realli no ending...yi sen gif finish liao mayb abt 1000+ set... tot can slack but then still gt another 2500 set bak up ROFL... how can gif finish....then we form alliance wif other companies ppl lo....we take their dey take their ours...then end up in rubbish bin ROFL...mayb next time i throw all inside dustbin but far far away 1....then got 1 woman gifing out flyer oso beri odd...kept looking at mi so uneasy....


i cant stop laughing la....gt one ppl take 1 flyer dun 1 liao gif to yi sen ...tot hes rubbish bin...then i laugh dao...LOLz... realli joke....then flyer gt free gift de leh...i saw 2 gurl giving out sanctuary pad to woman...then gt a few man go ask her for it tot gt some free gift...realli damn insult la asking them to gif out those kind of tings ROFL... nt pai seh 1....then i oso make a joke out of them...cus they gif old aunties oso....then i tell yi sen... dey menopause liao nid for what LOL!...wan gif gif man la ROFL....


then gt other gif bear bear oso...and balloon....some charity organisation....yar tat all...but then all de ppl nt interested de la...all tourists....asking for direction then i answer then dk.... 1 auntie ask mi where is MRT diao and tere is 3 of them ask mi where is the fountain of wealth =.=...1 ask mi the mandarin hotel....3 of them ask mi where is sitex......i tell them expo dey dk where....obvivousli nt at suntec rite, which idoit doesnt know suntec convention hall is different from EXPO HALL!!! ROAR...i realli damn bei cei wif the guys who ask mi ....and dun ever gif out flyer near a christmas tree....cus u ending up become tourist photographer....rather then a flyer person..and i being 4 time photographer(mayb i shuld charge them 2 dollar per take)....ROFL


i found out all the place after taking the bus 97 ..the fountain is outside suntec city mall onli and the hotel is just beside marina square...wa lao all so close then dey oso dk...but then giving out flyer oso quite fun la...can c sport cars zooming past....and the bridge shaking...and some tourist asking for direction....LOL....but then oso quite insulting lo, cus the passerby will pity us then take a lot LOLz... but i lyk it take more!! paper IS FREE!!( juz dun take pad can le LOL)....tml i gonna slack le nt gonna work so hard...hope the counters tere bz till kee siao cus weekend sure lot of pplz... LOLz..

Wooho~ BOUGHT MY JACKET!!...but nt wif my parents money la...it's mines lolz...i broke le...mus donate to jasper's pocket money fund hor....must support mi....saw evia again at lot 1 tere working....but didnt talk 2 her cus she seem bz...always gt lobang to work 1 she....nvm i oso working but is tml....yea!! mus come support mi at suntec convection hall exhibition401-404 lvl 4....i advertise for "brand"....mayb chicken essence ROFL...dey still gt T-shirt somemore :X....gt time then come support mi haha....no time then kill urself then LOLz...

after ignoring her, juz went to bought my jacket from cotton on...it cost abt $30 ....the receipt is damn long lo....even though i onli bought 1 item...next time go lecture hall if cold gt someting to wear le yea LOLZ....


LOL here de detail....kope from some random website...

	Health is Wealth 2009 27 November 2009 - 29 November 2009
	There is an increasing awareness amongst Singaporeans for total health and overall well-being, thus creating a demand in the market. How can like-minded individuals embrace the concept of total health and inculcate it into their daily lives? Look no further as Health is Wealth is now a platform to draw attention to such movement! Highlights of Health is Wealth include: • Over 120 exhibitors offering healthy solutions and attractive cost-savings • A photo exhibition by Mercy Relief • Rubik’s Cube Challenge, with cash prizes and trophies up for grabs • Sudoku Challenge, with cash prizes up for grabs • BRAND’S Pattern Memory Challenge, with cash prizes up for grabs • Professional speakers talking about maintaining a balanced, healthy lifestyle • Live Yoga demonstration by the masters from REAL YOGA Organiser: IMG Singapore Website: www.imgworld.com
	EH 404 (Level 4)

bak 2 post again....yea my parents are back from their tour le LOL....yesterdae mi and my brother decide to drove to changi airport there and drive them bak home lo....11.10pm+ go out of hse then reach tere at abt 11.47...the car is damn lousi lor gt electronic speed limit of 100km/h cant even stay at the most rite hand lane of the road....those cars on de rite speed over 120 to 140km/h...even though the sign put 90km/h onli hahah ....but im sort of getting jealous liao....cus my bro sent my parents bak home...but rarely drive mi 2 school le....


hopefulli when i haf the chance to earn a car license i gonna steal tat car away from him...XD...


found out tat 26-29 nov gt siteX at suntec city LOL...whos working tere must tell mi...mayb can haf lunch together LOLz...

AH!...bak 2 post again...since u all say my post onli pintpoint to certain person u r wrong lo...dun anihow link mi wif tat miao...=.= gt nth to do wif her oso...so stop linking....cus i realli uncomfortable wif it...ty...


Thursdae

i will start from thursdae....my parents flew off earli in de morning when im still halve awake....dey all on de trips to hong kong and china....so rich rite... during sept holidae still fly to thailand=.=''...mi ? i stay at home wif my brother and sister XD....cus i dun realli lyk going for a holidae...always go such place oso beri sian...u look everywhere oso same... first see scenery then buy thing then eat then shopping continuously do tis for a week can oso make mi sick of it...so might as well stay at home LOL...

then i didnt go 2 school...cus of marcus....he suggesting pon earli in de morning...then come at 10am...but then i pon half way lyk what might as well pon everyting LOL...but then didnt waste time oso la...juz do some carbonyl compound tutorial and plae com....then ask miao come lot 1 cus i nid photocopy marcus's ans booklet...saw mrs chan on de way up...but then lucki la she stare at the cloth displae glass frame while walking...and i cover my mouth while walking so she didnt saw mi....realli hate living near PJC...cus a lot of PJ students tat seem to noe mi kept looking at mi...so odd...and i saw someone familiar looking at mi oso...shuldnt show tat side to her haiz...


Fridae


go to school...listening to tat baby voice lecturer....then also didnt pay much attention to her oso...cus i feel lyk slping....cus yesterdae slp at 2am++ but then she clear a bit of my doubt abt carbonyl compound...so to get a better understand....read lecture note b4 going in....so tat u wont be seeing tat baby voice cher chanting her way throughout the lecture hall....


then pon the GP lecture go lot 1 eat mac....drink coffee but no use...sigh too serious le coffee no impact on mi...mayb tere is no enuff caffeine inside LOL...visit a shop call cotton on...saw a jacket i lyk...wanted to buy but it is abt 30 dollar...lyk so expensive...tink i buy after my parents come bak...haha can ask them money to buy so i dun nid to fork out ani XP...yea what a brillant plan rite


then w8ted for yi sen for lunch then trained down to plaza sing....go to figuring shops...but then the feeling lyk nt bad...lyk entering mani museums full of display of figuring...then joke abt it oso la....then train down to raffle place...here come de joke....so funni and embarrassing....ever since the starting of clique outing to marina square i nver trust leonut for sense of direction...making 4 jokers running through dangerous road when tere is overhead bridge....( I still rmb marker's neck still cant turn then he run lyk a crab crossing the road....cus he cannot see 1 side of the traffic LOLz...)


from the morning have been asking leonard....u sure u noe the place o not ....u sure? u sure ? lolz...then go to "clifford centre shop" but we nid to go clifford centre...the place lyk a maze sia...cus we all go into the lift and ask the guys 20th flr pls....when tere is onli 7 flr LOL...diaoz la...then the random guy pressing the lift take out 1 pen from his pocket wanted to write 20 on the lift button then press it....then i laugh dao....LOL so lame la....then go up 7 flr come down again....joke la...then we all ask leo nut onli gt 7 flr onli where gt 20....ROFL...


come down first flr then ask some ppl again....then marcus kept joking abt it....20 flr!!?...onli when tere is 7 flr ? stuck in de mid-air arLOL....


Then leonard asked this guy.. eh.. clifford centre supposed to be 20th floor? then the guy replied:
"Oh... u mean clifford tower? yea its very tall... but under construction leh"realli damn joke....ROFL( will we go to an under construction building ? diaoz)



Yisen said.. leonard kena pranked ah?!
After a while leonard managed to call the lady.. then she finally directed us to clifford centre without the shops-.-...


then found the place liao...marker was lyk wa...40 flr....lyk nver c 40th flr building b4 LOL...now we haf found the place but the unit ting is another problem..leo nut say the unit no is #20-14...but then there is onli #20-01 to #20-05 dun haf tat unit no....

then leonut go ask the guy whether gt tis unit number o not... he said "do u noe where is #20-14( he pronounce as twenty -one four( twenty one floor ) )?


then the guy say...u go up tere take the stair up u reach 21th flr(# 20- 14 lolz)...and we all realli do it...=.= wtf... kena prank when we reach 21 flr LOLz...


So we got abit sian.. and asked leonard call agn.. then the lady said.. its #20-04
OMG leonard... #20-14 and #20-04 BIG difference. T_T
Then yisen said " mayb we need bang into the wall to reach 20-14.. like harry potter"
Marucs continued:" yea.. and i think 5 ppl enough leh... can banged through the wall..lol"

Then we found the 20-04 room and went in.. get the forms filled and waited awhile..
Then during the short briefing..aiyo after the lady said anymore qns?
then leonard asked smth very 2pid and direct!
Leo: erm... have O.T O not LOL?
The lady answered: Erm.. of cuz they will pay u when u work during overtime rite? u dun work they wont pay u rite?
then we all r stunned( i almost wan fall off de chair).. speak so blatantly LOL

realli joke la...the gurl tere who ask us fill up de form oso beri blur....lyk leonard lyk tat....realli joke..i cant stop laughing when going bak.....ROFL

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